Honky Tonk Aliens 

Have you ever been to Mercury?
Have you ever been to Mars?
Have you ever been to Jupiter,
drinkiní in alien bars?
Or have you ever been to Earth,
Where gravity pulls you down?
Itís such a sad place to be
for the Honky Tonk Aliens 

Honky Tonk Aliens
are floating in outer space
You see them
on the western hemisphere 

Oh yes, Iíve been to Mercury
Iíve also been to Mars
Iíve even been to Jupiter
drinkiní in alien bars
But I would never land on Earth
where gravity pulls you down
Itís such a sad place to be
for the Honky Tonk Aliens 

Honky Tonk Aliens
are floating in outer space
You see them
on the western hemisphere