Wassvik, McLarney / Vagle

 

Cross-dressing Truck Driver

 

Well he's a cross-dressing truck driver, Double timing sweet talker

Good looking night stalker, And he's your brand new man

Well he's a cross-dressing truck driver, Smooth talking latin lover

Heartbreaking crossover, And he's your brand new man

 

Heís a heavy drinkiní church attender, Hard praying mind bender

God forsaken soul surrender, And heís your brand new man

Heís a heavy drinkiní church cruiser, Bible reading child abuser

Woman beating, all time looser, And heís your brand new man

 

Heís a pin striped go getter, Square headed jet setter

Muscle pumping bed wetter, And heís your brand new man

Heís a pin striped wife cheater, Masochistic palm reader

Wants to be a cheer leader, And heís your brand new man